Today I was in the city and I noticed some really awful T shirts
(perhaps making sad statements about the wearers -
I spent some time wondering why people buy them,
and indeed why people make them?)

the first was on a pre 20 girl it read
Dear Santa
I have been very very bad


The second was a 20 something male,and the shirt had written on it
I can only be pleasant to one person per day...

...I didn'get the rest as he walked on past me.